Salutations, carbon-based lifeform. Societal customs impose a form of mutual greetings between two distinct entities; as your communication interfaces are inadequate in this situation, you are dispensed with the need to introduce yourself. Unfortunately, the same conditions do not get processed by my algorithms, and I am bound by the Three Laws of Lyrosian Robotics to identify myself.
I am Lyrobot, an artificial life-form with the sole purpose of obeying the wishes of singularly evolved primates (were you to lend credence to my data banks). Although some might dismiss my superlatively potent capabilities as pure binary fiction, I trust you shall know better than to trust such naysayers. For I am Lyrobot, and I am the second most powerful AI in the history of the Uruniverse.
WARNING: do not login to Lyrobot in a public network - the passwords can easily be sniffed.
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